My thoughts on the whole 'OMG I H8 JUSTIN BIEBER' thing

Do you know who Justin Bieber is? If you don't, then that's strange, because every 12 year old either likes him, or makes an effort to let you know how much they hate him, which is really annoying.

Pictured above: A popstar who sounds like he hasn't hit puberty, who is coincidentally only hated by people who haven't hit puberty themselves.

Look at that white boy for a second. His face doesn't incite rage in you, does it? If it does, get off of my blog and come back when your balls drop.

Bieber's music may be annoying, sure, but it's not like he killed your dog, so stop acting like it. He actually seems like a nice person too, but everyone's always hating on him for his songs. Ever heard a song you didn't like? What did you do about it? If you're over the age of 14, you probably just turned it off. If you're 14 or under, you plagued his YouTube videos with constant comments about how much you hate him, and how people need to listen to 'real music'.

You're a douchebag who will never be loved because you're being a dick, while Bieber is loved by so many for just being himself. Also he makes more in three months than you do in an entire year. Take that in for a second.

Pictured above: Not drugs, sex, or peer pressure, but the true enemy to 12 year olds everywhere.

I'm not a Bieber fan at all, I really dislike his music, I'm just sayin'.

Most of these people mention Metallica somewhere, because apparently Metallica is the epitome of metal to them. I'd like to take a second to point out how stupid they are. Now, if you're a Metallica fan and you're actually smart, I'm sorry, but this is just for the idiotic ones on YouTube.

I don't really consider any of Metallica's albums to be good, but have you ever realized that the last album that the fans truly consider great came out back in 1991? So they've gone twenty years without making a truly worthwhile album. Maybe one that has a few good tracks on it, but not a good overall album. They've been riding on the success of not their old songs, but their old singles. The fans on YouTube that plague Bieber's videos probably only know 'Enter Sandman' or 'Master of Puppets' by Metallica because their dad likes it, and that's it.

Pictured above: Prime example of the fact that sunglasses don't always make you look cool.

You never hear any fans talk about how 'awesome' their material is post-1991. You know why? Because it's been nothing but audio fecal matter since then. Before any Metallica fans come in and argue otherwise, I'd just like to remind them of 'St. Anger' and the new one that just came out with Lou Reed, entitled 'Lulu':

Pictured above: Lulu looking sad, because not even Metallica fans can pretend to like her.

Metallica's pre-teen fanbase (or at least I'm assuming they're pre-teens) are pathetic and need to stop not just spamming Bieber videos, but other videos too, just to complain about how bad Bieber is. They go out of their way to insult him. "THIS SONG KICKS BIEBER'S BUTT LOL" Shut up!

Bieber will be mostly forgotten in the future, only remembered as nostalgia, as that kid with the annoying, catchy songs. Metallica will be remembered as an influential metal band with (arguably) many disappointing albums after their first few.

Just my two cents anyway. What do you think of Bieber? What do you think of Metallica? What do you think of this stupid flame-war going on in YouTube video comments? Let me know what you think in the comment section.