The 5 plastic army men least useful in combat

Taken from www.cracked.com, this is exactly how I used to feel about it, although back in my day, I had wars between the green soldiers and the grey ones. For those eager to know, the greens usually won by following the pro-tip of "shoot them until they die", but the greys did manage to win a couple of rounds simply by following the green's strategy that they picked up on, and shot the greens until they died.

I was so surprised!