For those who have seen Dawn of the Dead, or played Dead Rising, imagine that, but full of alive people bordering on being zombies. You see, first they wait outside of the location for several days, to make sure they are among the first inside, but to me it seems like they're almost hatching a plan..
"Listen, Carlos, I don't care if she's pregnant, shove any bitches in your way."But soon they wake up..
"Bed sheets.."And they launch their attack, at break-neck speeds!
"HD TVs, here we come!"It's almost scary, knowing that the soccer mom next to you is fully willing to and capable of stabbing you if you grab the glass tupperware before her fingers can get a grip on it. I just wanted to jump up on something and crowd-surf my way to the exit, while holding a toaster or something.
It was hell on earth, as we constantly shoved old people into walls, and kneed Mexican children in the foreheads, the former was mandatory for navigating the store, the latter was just because we got bored. We weren't there to buy anything, we just wanted to see what it'd be like if the world was ending, and everyone was stocking for it, but no, turns out people just wanted to save 50 dollars on a TV they'd soon feel the need to upgrade from anyway.
I now fear the end of the world much more than I ever have before.
It was hell on earth, as we constantly shoved old people into walls, and kneed Mexican children in the foreheads, the former was mandatory for navigating the store, the latter was just because we got bored. We weren't there to buy anything, we just wanted to see what it'd be like if the world was ending, and everyone was stocking for it, but no, turns out people just wanted to save 50 dollars on a TV they'd soon feel the need to upgrade from anyway.
I now fear the end of the world much more than I ever have before.
