I just can't get over how he keeps playing only one riff over and over in his songs, and how he can't figure out with his vocals if he's a pirate, or some guy trying to take a constipated dump. I think he has potential to be awesome, but he's wasting it on such boring music. How is he even relevant to metalheads anymore?
Oh yeah, because his wife is Tera Wray and they all apparently like watching porn with her in it.
Either way, the dude can't sing or play.