Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Wayne Static

static-x, wayne static, guitar, industrial, metal, pighammerAm I the only one who thinks this guy's hair is awesome, but that he's a douchebag and his music sucks? Don't get me wrong, I still play a few songs off of Static-X's first album, but for the most part, it's their own regurgitated excrement, album after album, song after song, for kids who think "OMG THIS IS INDUSTRIAL HOW HARDCORE" when it's barely industrial, and they're all retarded anyway.

I just can't get over how he keeps playing only one riff over and over in his songs, and how he can't figure out with his vocals if he's a pirate, or some guy trying to take a constipated dump. I think he has potential to be awesome, but he's wasting it on such boring music. How is he even relevant to metalheads anymore?

Oh yeah, because his wife is Tera Wray and they all apparently like watching porn with her in it.

static-x, wayne static, tera wray, tera static, pighammer, industrial, metalEither way, the dude can't sing or play.